Spoiler alert: this film has not been shot in Tuscany, does not pretend to be Tuscany and does not involve anything remotely Italian. But it is oh so ‘Tuscany’!


Our amazingly inventive interview was sent to Geoff, wirter and director of this lovely masterpiece and here’s what he sent back to us:

If of all your superpowers you could only keep one - which one would it be?
My superpower might be the fact that I trained and work as an actor, so I feel I know how to direct an actor in a way which they can readily respond to, as I would.
But this sounds a bit boring and ‘directory’ so instead I’ll say my superpower to keep is, (having worked in a wine shop for many years), that I always know what we should drink at any point of the day.

When it comes to complexity and difficulty of producing an art work filmmaking is very close to the top. What makes the whole journey, often unpleasant, worthwhile for you?
I feel like a film is such a total expression of an initial idea, then a script, then a shoot, then a post, a whole process, made up by so many peoples' efforts and expertise and expression, all seamlessly assimilated into one simple linear thing. And this is such a joy; so many things happening at once, within one thing, every time you watch it. Then the feeling of sharing a film, that whole one big expression of so many people, telling a story, discussing and provoking ideas and subjects in the world, evoking emotions and laughter in an audience; that feeling of hearing an audience enjoying a film you’ve made, or helped make in some way… Well there’s nothing like it, and no difficulty in the process or journey could stand up against that end feeling.

Why this film?
This film idea arrived one morning, while on the phone to a good friend. I thought about my girlfriend, and how she once reckoned that if she proposed to me before I proposed to her, that I would be livid with her, for taking the ‘male tradition’ away. But then of course these (more equal) days, why shouldn’t a woman propose to a man, just the same?
Then later I was crossing the river on a bus and I thought how the couple could be there on the bans of the over, clearing plastic, and how that would encapsulate something global and yet domestic and faintly romantic and epic and small and with the Nation’s capital as an accidental background, all at once. The final film is a mixture of comedy, romance, feminist progression and male concession/ education.

You have unlimited budget, green light for your dream project and can cast anyone you want…
Some kind of huge historical adventure thriller, based on a never before told true story, but also has a subtle yet effective social improvement message, something which inspires people to help each other, and the film is funny, and takes place in many countries, and is genre defining yet classic. It's shot by Janusz Kaminski and stars Ben Wishaw, Natalie Portman, Cate Blanchett, Gary Oldman, Amit Shah, Penelope Cruz, Adam Godley, Chris Cooper, Kevin Spacey, Jonny Depp and Jonelle Monae!

What are your future goals regarding filmmaking?
I do truly want to make films which will move people so emotionally, that it changes the way they behave in their lives. I would be very happy and honoured if I could count myself as a front-runner contributor to restrengthening and developing the British Film industry one day. To get to the stage where I get to think “what shall I make a film about next year, or rather, what SHOULD I make a film about next year?”
I would love people to wonder when they see a film of mine, what will this one be like, and to come away from it, thinking how different it was to the last one.

Any Instagram, Twitter or websites where your future fans can stalk you?
I have a website at

my instagram is

Geoff Breton

Geoff Breton

So now you know more! To see Tuscany hop on your preferable means of transportation and come on down to Streatham Space Project 10.9.2019 at 19.00.
Get your tickets HERE.